He may not buy me diamonds...

...but the man faithfully e-bay shops for me.  He awesomely procured the girls' Christmas gifts, and my nephew's as well.  Painstakingly stalking ipod nano's and not bidding a penny more than we decided upon.  His latest pursuit...my replacement spoons and plates.  (Teaspoons and plates go missing after 12 years of marriage...) Keep in mind that if I were dragging him around department stores for Pfaltzgraff and Oneida (I think I'm violating copyright laws again) it would be torture.  So I see this as a sign of love.  My knight in shining armor tracks down my discontinued flatware pattern and replaces broken place settings.  Sigh.  

And actually, last Christmas he did buy me diamonds.  Sorry ladies, he's all mine:)